What do I need?

I normally don't do this sort of stuff in my blog, but I know I have readers out there who would think this is cute.

Basically just type "[Your name] needs" into Google and take the top ten results. It's kind of comical the stuff that you get.

Here's mine:

Sarah needs. . .

1. To get her life back and establish herself as a person in charge!
2. To be hooked up to a respirator in order to survive.
3. You.
4. A cold shower.
5. A Livejournal.
6. To hand him one of those weapons that went off without warning.
7. Your manly vote!
8. Support now.
9. Your help.
10. To play!