I like my men like I like my coffee.

My Friday love list is in the form of American politics tonight.





Now I realize people are probably like "but Sarah, this isn't what American politics is about! It's about bombs and ridiculous policies and terrible legislation!" and to that I would say "sure is, cowpoke." But honestly, only in America could you get away this.

Can you see Stéphane Dion sitting with Chuck Norris. . . EVER?! Now that would be gold.

As for the dancing ladies, well the whole "sex sells" theory has really climbed by leaps and bounds.

And just because I hate her and absolutely everything she stands for, a little Ann Coulter tune: