There's no combination of words I could put on the back of a postcard.

I'm pretty jealous today because Darryl leaves for Las Vegas tonight. I'm happy that he's doing cool stuff with his friends. But I want to go gamble, see Cirque du Soleil and take pictures of the Grand Canyon.

I know tomorrow the green eyed monster is going to be worst.

I'm skipping school tomorrow (so Meagan take m'notes!) so I can spend a few hours with my cousin who is flying into St. John's in the morning. She spending a few days in Newfoundland before her and her boyfriend leave on their big trip. How big you say?

They quit their jobs and sold their condo and are spending the next year going all across the world and back.

Jealous.

They are taking the time to explore 23 countries. Those would be: Scotland, Ireland, England, The Netherlands, France, Spain, Morocco, Italy, Turkey, Syria, Jordan, Egypt, Kenya, Tanzania, Zimbabwe, South Africa, India, Nepal, Thailand, Cambodia, China, Japan and then back to Canada.

Jealous.

If you want to read their blogging of the trip, check out their website.

In other news:

Sarah + Iqaluit = ?

Darryl is making the magic happen. All that is needed is my nod of approval and I'm off to spend the summer in the Arctic. Hah. Semi-Ironic.

<3

I'd like to wish you happy painting and God bless.

Thought today I'd put in some happy little clouds.

Thinking so you don't have to.

For the past year, I have been happy every morning for about three minutes.

For those three minutes, I forget its an indecent hour. I forget I'm about to head to work, go to school or something else I probably don't want to be doing.

For those three minutes I am lost in blue eyes in which one pupil is bigger than the other.

For those three minutes I am completely in love.

Ze Frank has been my mornings.

But when I first started watching Ze, he made it completely clear: This is a one year deal. My podcast will run for the 261 weekdays of the year, and then. END.

It has come upon me too soon. I am not prepared for a morning without Ze. He tells me what's going on in the world all the while being a pretty princess. He makes me a better person.

So today, as I watched him live up to his end of the Fabuloso Chess Match (though not the last show yet) it struck me that Ze is leaving me. And I cried. Seriously. I'm that in love.




So, in honour of the man who told me the earth was better off a sandwich, that I make a good League of Awesomeness Intern, that hindsight really is 20-20, that Friday's were meant to be the day we ride the Fire Eagle and that fingers in food make for a nice party, I give you:

Sarah's Highlights of the Magnificent, Pretty Princess: ZE FRANK

10. Scrabble
9. Quit Smoking
8. I'm a Pretty Princess
7. How Do You Work This Thing/Giant Baby
6. Finger's in Food
5. Who Likes the Little Duckies? (Cleo's Song)
4. Earth Sandwich
3. Simple German Phrases/Makes Me Want to Throw Up
2. Hindsight is 20-20/Austrian Airplanes
1. Ze Goes to France




The new viewers are now gone. Let' suck on the nipples of truth.

Sarah is dumb.

FRIGGING WIKIPEDIA.

P.S. That Sarah is of no relation to this Sarah.