Soapy haikus.

About a week ago while I was at Holly's house, I stole some fun foam. It's fun and foamy, which reminded me of soap. Soap reminded me of Fight Club. Fight Club reminded me of reading, and I like to read!

Yeah, that was random. But not as random as this!


No, it's not a penis. It's suppose to be that smile I put over my signature.


I have pictures of a lot of people's names, but not everyones so I'm not going to post them. HAH. Suckers, you wish you knew what your name looked like spelled out in fun foam.

Ashley's party lunch is today because it's Ashley's birthday. In honour of this joyous occasion I wrote her a haiku.

you are now eighteen
heading off to see the world
old enough to vote

Why am I on crank this morning?