Dear customers,It’s great that you are deciding on the “healthy” route (as you call it) by choosing to drink green tea. A word to the wise: IT DOES NOT COUNT IF YOU HAVE A MILLION CREAM AND SUGARS IN IT. So don't brag.
Love,
your friendly neighbourhood coffee server
1 comment:
- Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order?
- Yeah, I'll have uh' Double Big Mac Meal, extra Mac sass, 3 packs of Mc Chicken sass.
- Would you like your meal large sized?
- Yer' damn right.
- Coke to drink?
- Yup. Actually, make it diet; I'm a' tryin' ta' cut down on ma' sugar intake.
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