Holly and I participated in our favorite summer past time today. . . Sex Car! Now it's not as bad as it sounds. Basically we get an ice-cream, sit out on the Golden-G patio and watch for Sex Cars.
To be a Sex Car, you must meet the following criteria:
1. Both back and front windows must be tinted black, the darker the windows, the better the car.
2. A truck cannot be a Sex Car.
3. An old van with curtains is by far the best Sex Car.
4. Mini-vans are the secret sex cars (married couples do it too!).
5. Preferably, it should be driven by a male (most likely going through a mid-life crisis).
6. The crappier the car, the more likely it's being used as a sex car.
If you too would like to participate in Sex Car, Holly and I will be offering tutorials throughout the summer!
1 comment:
HAHA... I remember looking for them too when Andrea was here : p
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