One fish. Two fish. Red fish. Dead fish.

Today I noticed that my ancient fish has turned red. Somehow Hubert, the normally grey fish, has turned albino. I should phone Darwin and ask him about it.


On another subject: my eye has turned red. It's really pained and bloated looking. If I have pink-eye, I think I will die a little on the inside. For some reason pink-eye to me, is the most disgusting thing you could catch ever. With the exception of gonorrhea of course.